The man cave

Recently I have been hearing the term man cave tossed about. A lot. Anytime I turn on HGTV I can almost guarantee that one of the shows that I'm watching will at least mention the term if not devote an entire episode to it. For me the entire concept of having a man cave just irritates me beyond belief. Most likely my feelings are colored by the fact that my husband works crazy hours and is rarely home. If he were to tell me that he wanted a man cave to hide out in during the little time he was home then I can assure you that words like alimony and child support would soon start popping up. 
That being said, I've been wondering if the tables were turned and I were able to have a 'woman cave' what would I want in it. So I've made a handy little list.

• Definitely a better name for the room. Seriously guys, man cave? 
• Sound proof walls. Not so much to block the sound of my children, but to block out the constant questions of "Hey honey, how do I.....?" "Honey, am I supposed to.....?" "Do you think the kids need....?"
• Slimming mirrors. Might as well get a bit of an ego boost while I'm hiding out spending some relaxing time on my own.
• A secret delivery door. For two reasons. One so that when I order lunch (because I'm definitely not cooking in there!) I can easily get to it. Two so that when the UPS man comes I don't have to hear, "What did you order now?" ever again.
• Chocolate fountain. For obvious reasons. 
• A fancy shmancy big tub just for me. Meaning I can actually take a bubble bath with no kids crawling in with me.

I think that's pretty much it for  me. So what would you include in your cave if given a chance to have one?